What If? #14 Im-patients

If You have been journeying with Me up and down various flights of stars, back and forth across the uni-verses and a few thoughts into the future or past, then you may be aware that very, very close to this reality You can find a realty where Im-Patients are the sentient beings. I have even heard it said that this is the insane asylum for the multi-verse! I will leave that judgement up to You, but if it is true, then this is the place where the lunatics are truly running the asylum.
In this realty there are no nurses, doctors, priests, police or any other type of higher authority than the Im-Patients. As You may have guessed not a lot gets done here because every Im-Patient can not take the time to do anything, "they" just want it done. No One wants to build anything, "they" just want to automatically have everything. This actually works quite well for the few who real-eyes that "they" do already have everything. However, it is quite frustrating for those who have not real-Iced this.
Grapes grow wild in this realty but are not much of a commercial enterprise because every Im-Patient makes their own whine. Cheese making, however, is quite lucrative for several reasons. First of course is that everyOne knows that cheese goes well with whine and Im-Patients certainly do love their whine. Another reason is that cheese making is a slow lengthy process and requires Patients. Patients (with very rare exceptions) do not exist in this realty, and those that do are not sentient, but do make excellent cheese as well as lovely table decorations. Most cheese is imported from other realities, but this is also very costly as no Im-Patients have time to build vehicles to travel to other realities.
There are a few florist and peists here because arranging flowers and people can be done in a relatively short amount of time. Yes, You guessed right, there are only a few because it does take more time than most Im-Patients have.
Now here is the point that I find most interesting. The Im-Patients who do stuff, anything at all, don’t know how it is "they" know how to do it, or why it works because "they" obviously did not bother to go through any process to learn how or why. Exactly, "they" skipped the journey, never walked any path, not a single One has had a single experience, because "they" obviously are Im-Patient.
Okay, if You are anything like Me then You are thinking "this sounds familiar". Well, that is why I said that this reality and that realty are very, very close. Just think, if We believed in magik, We might be re-All-I-sing that We are the Im-Patients, experiencing All the stuff that We missed when We magically made everything. But alas, there is no magik, so We just have to trudge the path. I mean that’s right isn’t it? There is no magik, right? You don’t believe in magik do You? I’m certain that You don’t know any Im-Patients either!